


iAm drunk

by Arianna4President



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-10-21
Updated: 2010-10-21
Packaged: 2014-06-07 03:11:48
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 646
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6415240/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2381829/Arianna4President
Summary: When a drunk Sam Puckett tries to call her best friend Carly in the middle of the night to talk about how HOT Freddie is, things can't go on the right way, can they? T for a drunk Sam :D





	iAm drunk

**Hiiiii! **

**What's up? **

**I mean, I'm always writing short one-shots! I hope you won't mind and that you'll read it!**

**Uh, and review and forgive my errors! :D**

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The 18 years old Sam Puckett was laughing loudly while going to bed, totally drunk. She didn't like drinking alchol that much, but her boyfriend, Luke, dumped her in front of the whole school, so it just felt natural to her start drinking something strong at Wendy's birthday party, that afternoon.

She wore her pyjama and, still laughing softly, jumped on her bed, taking her mobile. She pressed a few buttons to call Carly.

" Hey, Carls, Sam I am! Ah ah ah, Sam I am! "

" Sam, are you drunk? " a deep voice asked her.

" Carly, your voice is soooo deep! Ah ah ah! Puberty! " she added with an high voice.

" I'm n... "

" Carlssssss, I gotta tell you something! You know that kid, Freddie? " she asked, and she couldn't understand why that question felt so familiar.

" Yeah, I know Freddie " the deep voice chuckled.

" Well, I have to admit... he extremely hot, don't you think? Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking! We're talking about...wait, are we talking about fried chicken? 'Cause if we are, I'm hungry! " she exclaimed " Oh, no, we're talking about Fredenstain! I mean, he's hot! Have you looked at him lately? Have you seen his abs, when he took his shirt off with Gibby on iCarly? Oh-em-gee, Carly, oh-em-gee! "

Sam laughed again, and the person on the other side of the phone did too.

" And then... I mean, his hair... it's so _brown_! And soft... I mean, I thouched it a few times when I beat him up... an it was so_soft_! And his eyes... Carly I'd have never imagined to say that, but his eyes are _awesome_! I mean, you could drown in them! Drown... drown... that's a funny word, isn't it? " she laughed " Drown.. drown... down... up... down... up.. down... okay, I stop it! "

The voice at the phone laughed again.

" And his lips, Carls, his _lips_! They're pink! Well, of course they're pink! But it'd be fun having blue lips! Or red! So when the two kiss, they make purple! Ah ah ah! Purple.. it's hilarious " Sam laughed laudly, but stopped after a few seconds " Okay, I'm serious! I mean, his lips are soft! Almost like is hair! But I'd rather kiss his lips than his hair, don't you think? This afernoon at the party, he was talking to me and I could only focus on how his lips moved! I wanted to literaly jump on him, you know? Maybe I will, tomorrow...Or I can go now! Yes! " she exclaimed, getting up of the bed " I'm going now! I'm going, and I'm kissing him! And then, I'll tell him that I love him! Yeah! I'm telling him, because I love him! I freaking love him, since our first freaking kiss! Okay! I'm going! Wish me good luck, Carls! " and before the other person could say something, she hung up the phone.

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In his room, Freddie Benson laughed happily, hanging up the phone as well. He remembered that Sam memorized him on the phone as _Dork_, which was just under _Carly_, so probably Sam just pressed the wrong button and called him instead of her best friend.

He let out a girly scream, quite loud (his mum wasn't at home, so he didn't have to worry about that) and sat on his bed, waiting for the girl he loved since their first kiss to literally _jump on him_.

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**There. Short. Cute. Drunk.**

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